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From their unique insults to their hilarious names for things, children frequently flex their creative muscles. Naturally, music is also fair game.
Over the years, countless parents have turned to Twitter to share the funny songs their kids make up and sing around the house. Below, we’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about their musical originals.
My 3yo wrote a song called, My Mommy Is So High. It's my favorite song because it's about me being taller than her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 17, 2020
5 told me he wrote a song called “I Just Put Honey In My Hair” and turns out he wrote the song based on actual events that happened during breakfast
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 1, 2022
My 2yo composed some songs for us on his guitar. Wife got "Mommy, I love you!" repeated 20 times.
The lyrics to mine were "Daddy's CRAZY!"
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 8, 2013
If my kids wrote a song, it would be called, “Mom!” Just one word. In a round.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) February 3, 2022
My 3yo made up a song called My Mommy Makes Me Happy When She Gives Me Snacks then asked me for a snack. She's really good at this.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 3, 2020
My kids made up a song at the dinner table called “Buttcheeks on Your Farts” & I think the chorus was just Boooooobies over & over, so yeah, parenting is LIT.
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) September 4, 2020
My daughter made up a song.
The refrain she is “people should give me more toys.”
I’m starting to think that I’m the “people” she’s singing about.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) June 25, 2019
5 is singing a song she made up called “I Love It When You Cry After My Heart” so good luck to all her future suitors.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) August 1, 2021
My 4-year-old is singing a song she made up.
The only words are "Everything's a mess and I don't care."
It's the song of our time.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2020
I was baking with my 4-year-old and she made up a cute song about it. The song is called, "Hope You Don't Burn the Cookies… Again."
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 29, 2021
9 wrote a song called “My Mummy Has A Squishy Tummy” and he’s singing it while his brother and sister play harmonica and bongos and I seem to have unlocked an ultimate level of parenting hell
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) September 14, 2021
4 just made up a song called "I'm sure I love you because I'm sure" in case you were wondering who my favorite child is today.#momlife
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) January 31, 2019
“My favorite song is a song I made up called ‘I Like To Make the Rules.’”
So I guess 5 is when they master the art of being passive aggressive.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) April 28, 2022
Amara just made up a song, and these are the lyrics:
“Amara drinks milk; Mommy drinks wine.”
Accurate. 🤷🏽♀️
— Meena Harris (@meena) April 17, 2018
Me: Motherhood is a construct. There is nobody in this house who listens to one word that comes out of my mouth. I am walking to the Bahamas. BYE.
6yo: I wrote you a song!
Me: Baby, you are brilliant and you will be famous and let's frame this and never ever leave me 💗💗💗. pic.twitter.com/kWvZHf3o8N
— Hannah Grieco (@writesloud) November 22, 2019
Kids composed a song tonight that they've titled "Fart Missile."
If anyone wants parenting tips, don't be shy now. I'm clearly killing it.
— Val (@ValeeGrrl) March 30, 2015
4: I just made up a song
Me: oh fun, what’s it called?
4: don’t be a bad mother
Me:
4:
Me: why… what makes you sing that?
4: ugh it’s just a song mommy
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 31, 2021
Toddler has resumed her potty strike; she even composed a new song entitled, "Pee-pee in the Potty is Never Going to Happen."
Holy hell.
— Sara (@smilely_gal) November 14, 2016
“Penisy
Penisy
Look at my penis!”Saturday morning song made up by my 4 year-old while dancing without pants on.
I need more coffee.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) October 9, 2021
My niece is singing her favorite song, which is one she made up, called “I love comfortable blankets.”
I am her and she is me.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) June 21, 2021
The only time my kids have got along during the whole of online schooling is when they wrote a song together about never wanting to see a boy named Alex again.
Thank you for your shittiness, random boy.
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) May 6, 2021
The 4 yo is really on a roll today, now singing this from a song she made up:
“Black girl power is climbing a tree!
Black girl power is so much fun!”— Meena Harris (@meena) September 13, 2020
"Wipe, wipe, wipe my bum please"
A little song composed by my kid 🎤💩
— tiffany hunter (@lifeattiffanys) November 15, 2015
8 and his band The Toxic Farts wrote a song called ‘Stop Being Annoying Or I’ll Stab You In The Butt’ if anyone’s looking for a catchy tune to add to their playlist
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 14, 2020
I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realize I may have made a mistake.
— The Dad (@thedad) January 11, 2022
Caught my 7yo in the shower blasting an iPad recording of himself singing a song he made up and honestly what a baller move
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) March 21, 2019
4 made up a song called “Jesus makes cheese. Mommy drinks wine.” Do I collect her EGOT now or wait until the appropriate awards season?
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) September 18, 2020
I am not going to last another day trying to work while an 8yo scream-sings made-up songs about buttholes in my ear.
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) March 24, 2020
My 4yo would like you all to know that she’d totally go to sleep right now but she’s singing a song she just made up and can’t get into bed until she finishes it.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) October 11, 2020
5-year-old: Wanna hear a song I made up?
Me: Sure.
5-year-old: [Sings a song we’ve listened to no fewer than 600 times]
— The Dad (@thedad) April 8, 2022
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