35th over: England 74-3 (Stokes 1, Root 18) Root is in the zone. Feet, head, bat. Softly, softly, catchee monkey. Eight overs remaining.
Alan writes from Scotland, with a smug air. “Just to let you know after iinflicting “botch up boris†on us and almost causing us a national heart attack by leading in the Final of Euros,
we cricket loving Scots would like to thank the English cricket team for keeping with tradition & f..sorry “messing “ up … from DAY 1 of an Ashes Series in Australia.
“This means the long Christmas weekend- “ the crucial third test†– will able a selection boxish period of pleasure & delight as not only will we Scots be able to dip regularly into the Guardian’s OBO reports for a feast of falling wickets we will also be nourshed by the comments of Engerlans exasperated supporters !
“So players & fans keep up the good work we are loving !!
Poor Root .however he has just confirmed what most people thought… the only English cricket player with any …â€
Alan, do you have no mercy?