And he did it with a bit of ceremony. He dug the cash out of his right pocket, fingered the bills and fanned through them repeatedly before dropping them into the collection container.
The moment paid off for jokesters on Twitter:
Making sure the camera sees all the bills…
— John Longshoes (@JLongshoes) October 19, 2020
Thats how i count money when a stripper gets off stage
— I Am Miami Everthing About Me is Miami (@dobizzo00) October 18, 2020
“Why do I have to donate to church when I paid $750 in taxes and they pay $0???â€
— Zinc Lin (@LinZinc) October 19, 2020
“I know they gave this to me to put in the collection plate, but I really want to use it on hamberders ☹”
— Pin Young (@PinYoungActress) October 18, 2020
Am I doing it? Is this what humble looks like? How long do I have to do this? This is probably enough, right?
— Sven Sational 🇨🇦🇩🇪 (@Sven_Sational70) October 19, 2020
Oh lawd! And he LITERALLY went to no one else in this congregation..
— Katri Leigh Howell (@katrihowell) October 19, 2020
He’s going to need to give more than that. And where’s his mask??
— Yahnina (D – IL) (@Yahnina3) October 19, 2020
He spends more than that at McDonald’s
— Tony Dofat (@TonyDofat) October 19, 2020